Life as I know it

Topeka has quite a few mini-parades. Today was no different.

Topeka has quite a few mini-parades. Today was no different.

winecarbsandtaxes:

corporategirl:

lighterandbrighter:

Have the ladies of tumblr jumped on this train yet? Vinylux! It is made by CND… same colors as shellac plus a few more… It’s just nail polish with a special top coat. It lasts a week, chip free. No base. No heat. No crazy removal. No brittle nails. This is my third go - this time dark dahlia (looks just like lincoln park after dark)… I’m quite the fan.

I need this STAT

co-signed.

Got this done two Saturdays ago (9/28) and just took it off last night. It was pretty “chipped” but I thought it held up REALLY well! 

My nails grow too fast for Shellac, they look like shit by two weeks, so it’s hard for me to justify the extra cost for that. Vinylux is THREE WHOLE DOLLARS more than regular polish (which might last a day on my nails) and lasts ~7-10 days. Totally worth it!

(Source: cnd.com, via winecarbsandtaxes-deactivated20)

Goodies from Hong Kong!!

Goodies from Hong Kong!!

“A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that they will help make the other person the best version of themselves.”

Unknown  (via psych-facts)

Could not agree with this more.

(via meow-sense)

(via meow-sense)

hidden-panda:
“ Slice of Pink
I love this picture!
Had to link to it.
”
What happened to this?

hidden-panda:

Slice of Pink

I love this picture!

Had to link to it.

What happened to this?

I think it was trying to swim out! #perfectlilboiledegg

I think it was trying to swim out! #perfectlilboiledegg

Umm… If an egg cracks while boiling, is it still edible or should I toss it?

Either that egg had a crack in it that I missed or our water grows some crazy fungus.

Either that egg had a crack in it that I missed or our water grows some crazy fungus.

christinefriar:

I had to google around to see what this was from, but Amy Poehler was recognized (along with a bunch of other people) at Variety’s Power of Women event this past week. They chose her as an honoree in part because she and Jon Hamm threw a post-Emmys loser’s lounge party and gave all the proceeds to an organization called Worldwide Orphans, which is what I assume she’s talking about here. Mi reina.

(via overratedunderwhelmed)

So, Imagine that the company you work for held a poll, and asked everyone if they thought it would be a good idea to put a soda machine in the break room. The poll came back, and the majority of your colleagues said “Yes”, indicating that they would like a soda machine. Some said no, but the majority said yes. So, a week later, there’s a soda machine.

Now imagine that Bill in accounting voted against the soda machine. He has a strong hatred for caffeinated soft drinks, thinks they are bad you you, whatever. He campaigns throughout the office to get the machine removed. Well, management decides “OK, we’ll ask again” and again, the majority of people say “Yes, lets keep the soda machine.”

Bill continues to campaign, and management continues to ask the employees, and every time, the answer is in favor of the soda machine. This happens, lets say… 35 times. Eventually, Bill says “OK, I’M NOT PROCESSING PAYROLL ANYMORE UNTIL THE SODA MACHINE IS REMOVED”, so nobody will get paid unless management removes the machine.

What should we do???

Answer: Fire Bill and get someone who will do the fucking job.

Bonus: Bill tells everyone that he was willing to “Negotiate”, to come to a solution where everyone got their payroll checks, but only so long as that negotiation capitulated to his demand to remove the soda machine.

Bill is a fucking jackass.

-Anonymous (via thelordanubis)

this is the best description of the government shutdown i’ve seen so far

(via soufflebro)

(via chuchurocka)

#hurt #horse #kansas #flinthills

#hurt #horse #kansas #flinthills

“The Capitol Police responding to the incident were not furloughed by the government shutdown (they’re essential employees). But they are not currently being paid, along with the rest of non-furloughed government staff.”
Just a reminder. (via digg)

(Source: theatlanticwire.com, via motherjones)